Professor in Water
Professor Alton Bramley had no intention of making a scene. One moment he was extolling the virtues of measured cadence in Renaissance verse; the next, his heel skidded on the wet flagstones at the pool’s edge. His arms flailed, suspenders snapping across his chest, before he succumbed to gravity and plunged waist-deep into the icy water. The courtyard fell silent. No one laughed—only chairs scraping, notebooks thudding to the ground, and a swarm of students rushing to his aid. Hands gripped his sleeves and the sturdy fabric of his trousers—anything solid enough to haul him out. With collective effort and murmured exclamations, they dragged him back onto the paving stones. Bramley sat there, drenched, bow tie askew, spectacles fogged by steam rising from his flushed face. The students clustered around, their concern genuine. “Careful, sir,” one whispered, offering his jacket as a makeshift towel. Another dabbed at the lenses with the corner of his shirt. It was a ludicrous tableau: an ...