The Routine of Arthur Pendelton
Arthur Pendelton considered himself a man of routine and clarity. At sixty-three, he’d been a widower for five years, a retired history professor for two, and a resident of the brick-faced Maplewood Apartments for a quarter-century. His life was sorted and cataloged—the precise scoop of bleach for his whites, the exact minute the communal basement dryer rattled to a stop. He liked it that way. This Tuesday, however, the routine fractured. He was folding shirts when the laundry-room door crashed open—not Mrs. Albright’s usual cautious click, but a brusque shove. Finn O’Malley, the retired accountant two floors up—sixty-four, slightly paunchy, with the weary eyes of a lifelong insomniac—stumbled in, water sluicing from the hood of his fleece vest and pooling at his feet. “Arthur, thank God,” Finn gasped, droplets running down his face. “The hot water heater just drowned my unit. Everything’s soaked. I look like a drowned rat.” Arthur rose, the mild-mannered neighbor always re...