The Professor's Unexpected Impulse
rofessor Theodore Blume had never been a man of impulse—yet here he was, three mai tais in, wondering if impulse might finally suit him. At sixty-four, his wardrobes consisted of creased khakis softened by age, margins of texts crammed with his looping script, and a succession of disappointments so neatly measured he could time them by the drip of honey on his oatmeal and the last bitter sip of black coffee. He packed for vacations with lists scribbled in charcoal-flow fountain pen, the very ritual that once comforted him now felt suffocating—and still he managed to lose his reading glasses while they perched atop his nose, as if his mind drifted elsewhere. He had spent nearly forty years teaching Classics at a damp-evergreen college in the Pacific Northwest, where his students didn’t remember spectacle—he offered little—but the tremble in his voice when he read Sappho, the soft Aegean cadence he bestowed on Catullus. His colleagues joked that Theo would only retire when they laid him ...