Coitus Interruptus
In a cozy apartment gently scented with lingering curry spices, Harold—mid-50s, with a warm roundness and a distinguished thinning of hair—relaxed on a couch that had become a trusted companion over the years. He wore a cherished Mega Quest III T-shirt that lovingly hugged his middle, and sweatpants that told stories of many joyful evenings with microwave enchiladas. Today, however, was special. Harold’s personal day of reflection and joy. He had orchestrated everything with the precision of a maestro preparing for a grand symphony. The blinds were half-drawn, casting a gentle, inviting mystery across the room. His laptop was fully charged. A fresh bag of cheese puffs stood poised, accompanied by a loyal roll of paper towels. And his browser? A thoughtfully curated array of bookmarked videos, queued perfectly to match his desires. Harold stood and took a deep, satisfying breath. It was time. With the grace of someone who had watched Magic Mike and embraced its spirit in his own unique ...